November 30, 2008

Creative freedom

I edited your post just a bit to emphasize the points I figured you wanted to make.  I hope you don’t mind:

thecandyqueen:

So, I am pretty sick […]  I realized that it’ll be really hard to […] feel like an idiot. […]  It’s not like you really need a degree […]. And now […] because of the Internet I have […] time […] with so many people.

[…] I have been […] getting a good job.  Did you ever hear the saying “all you need […] is a chiropractor’s office up the street on Monday?” This job is […] close to home and pays decent […] and it’s easy.

I can be such a Debbie […] I have […] myself.  I don’t need to be all scared and worried because that’s not going to do me any good. All I need is […] out there, somewhere.

Fyi, Debbie is the new Awesome.

November 29, 2008
Apparently I moved to Dubai to become a stand up comedian?
Apparently I moved to Dubai to become a stand up comedian?

Home

Zero to Ten: 309 Evergreen Avenue, Haddon Township, NJ, USA

Ten to Seventeen: 772 Redman Avenue, Haddon Township, NJ, USA

Seventeen to Eighteen: 2123 Class of 1928, Cornell University, Ithaca, NY, USA

Eighteen to Twenty One: 528 Stewart Ave, Ithaca, NY, USA

Twenty One to Twenty Two: 64 East Third St, Moorestown, NJ, USA (Co-habitation)

Twenty Two to Twenty Two: 247 Stuyvesant Ave, Brooklyn, NY, USA (a Mistake)

Twenty Two to Twenty Five: 63 Wall Street, Apt 2011, New York, NY, USA

Twenty Five to ???: Rimal 4-509, Jumeirah Beach Residence, Dubai, UAE

Life in the Middle East

  • Tressa: do u feel like aladain?
  • me: First, it's Aladdin
  • me: Second, apparently here it's pronounced "al-addeen"
  • me: Third, I have not ridden any carpets, battled any evil parrots, even seen an oil lamp much less a magic one, and I'm a highly paid businessman not a diamond in the rough.
  • me: So no.
November 28, 2008
(via thecandyqueen) Rachel’s dog is the one thing on Tumblr that gives Capucine a run for her money at “cutest thing on Tumblr.”  If someday Capucine took a picture with this dog, I am pretty sure it would be reblogged enough times to break all of Tumblr.

(via thecandyqueen)

Rachel’s dog is the one thing on Tumblr that gives Capucine a run for her money at “cutest thing on Tumblr.”  If someday Capucine took a picture with this dog, I am pretty sure it would be reblogged enough times to break all of Tumblr.

Guess what the first song on my new Waterproof iPod was

Third Eye Blind’s Jumper.  How chill is that?

Oh, btw, I have a waterproof iPod now.

November 27, 2008
My love for my family right now: high. And yes, my mom’s email address is a reference to ABC’s Dinosaurs.  How cool is that.

My love for my family right now: high.

And yes, my mom’s email address is a reference to ABC’s Dinosaurs.  How cool is that.

November 26, 2008

And really, who wants a bank promoted by Regis?

Dear Commerce Bank/TD Bank North,

You lied to me.  Several times.

  • You told me that it would cost $200 to overnight a piece of paper to Dubai, when I have done so several times for the reasonable cost of $35.
  • You told me that you don’t ship activated cards, when I know for a fact you do, since you did so for me in the October 2006.
  • You told me you don’t transfer people to that department, and then backpeddeled when I told you the direct number of that department.

And really, the cutest part is how you act when I prove you lied.

But Jennifer from the Haddonfield Branch, you’re probably right that no one’s mother needed to be brought into this discussion about re-issuing a stolen Credit Card.  And for that, I’m sorry.

Warmest Regards,

A Former Commerce Bank Customer

P.S. Please don’t tell my parents I used such language, they are customers in that branch as well.

November 24, 2008

Not where I thought you were going.

  • me: If you had one do-over in life, what would you redo
  • Steve: in what area do you mean
  • me: High school
  • Steve: i don't know, tried to fuck a girl
  • me: College
  • Steve: same
  • me: Post-college
  • Steve: same
  • me: Pre-school
  • Steve: i'm totally happy with preschool

She really makes me happy when skies are gray.

Hi Kurt,

Sorry I didn’t talk to you over the weekend.

Looking forward to seeing your picture from

Egypt! Thank you for the singing measage…

you too are my sunshine. Talk to you soon

Mom

My mom’s response to this.